Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-1131 (?)
- SCP-1131 is a seemingly normal mosquito that, when a female bites a mammal, causes the bitten individual to slowly transform over several days. The affected person or animal loses consciousness and then their body tissues change, eventually making them physically identical to a 57-year-old Caucasian human male named Oscar Peleschak. These transformed individuals, who all believe they are Oscar Peleschak and remember September 5, 1968, as their last conscious date, become distressed and argue if they encounter other transformed individuals, each claiming the others are impostors.
- Ultimate Tazer Ball (?)
- Ultimate Tazer Ball is an extreme sport where two teams try to score by getting a large, 24-inch ball into an opponent's goal on a 200 x 85-foot field. Players are allowed to use stun guns on opposing players who have possession of the ball, with the devices designed to cause temporary muscle spasms without permanent harm. The sport was created in 2011 and saw initial media attention and an exhibition match in Bangkok in 2012, but no significant tournaments have been held since then, and its official website is no longer active.